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  • November 2024
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North Carolina Reaffirms Its Republican Roots: An Unpredictably Predictable Victory

  • zenhog
  • October 15, 2024
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North Carolina snugly wraps itself in a familiar red blanket, as voters opt for nostalgia over novelty in the 2024 election. And no, this isn’t déjà vu—just history repeating itself with a knowing nod.

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Texas Stays True to the Right: Republicans Keep Claim to the Lone Star State

  • zenhog
  • October 15, 2024
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In a tale as old as cowboy boots, Texas once again swung Republican, leaving Democrats wondering if there’s enough brisket to cure electoral blues.

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Democrat Overthrows GOP Stronghold in Nebraska’s 2nd District – Apocalypse Next?

  • zenhog
  • October 13, 2024
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A Democratic win in Nebraska’s staunchly Republican district? Next, we’ll be considering letting cats and dogs vote!

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Pennsylvania Goes Red in 2024 Election, Sends Clowns Back to Circus

  • zenhog
  • October 13, 2024
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In a twist worthy of a circus finale, Pennsylvania voters flipped the state’s color to red, proving clowns aren’t the only ones juggling surprises in 2024.

  • October 2024
  • Politics

Arizona’s Latest Red Streak: Republicans Win While Clowns Choose a New Act

  • zenhog
  • October 11, 2024
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In a twist nobody saw coming, Arizona voters put the ‘red’ in ‘red rocks,’ electing a Republican candidate and leaving Democrats wondering if their GPS led them to the wrong barbecue.

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Republicans Pull Off Unprecedented Upset in Nevada Presidential Race

  • zenhog
  • October 11, 2024
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Republican triumph in Nevada: a plot twist even Hollywood couldn’t script. Dive into this political thriller where margaritas meet megaphones.

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