A Democratic win in Nebraska’s staunchly Republican district? Next, we’ll be considering letting cats and dogs vote!
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Pennsylvania Goes Red in 2024 Election, Sends Clowns Back to Circus
In a twist worthy of a circus finale, Pennsylvania voters flipped the state’s color to red, proving clowns aren’t the only ones juggling surprises in 2024.
Trump Wins Over More Asian Voters Than Last Time—Surprised? Neither Are We.
In a display of unexpected yet snug predictability, Donald Trump manages a slight uptick in Asian American support for the 2024 race. Spoiler alert: it didn’t involve lung disinfectant this time.
Democrat Pulls Off Astonishing Win: Cheese Goes Blue in Wisconsin Senate Race
In a twist of fate more surprising than finding a cheese curd in your pocket, Wisconsin has elected a Democrat to the U.S. Senate, leaving everyone just a tad bemused.
2024 Election Shock: Trump Snatches State from Biden’s Clutches!
In a startling twist of political fate, Trump commandeers a securely blue state, leaving supporters and critics alike in a whirl of tweets and memes. Discover how this electoral surprise unfolded!
Arizona’s Latest Red Streak: Republicans Win While Clowns Choose a New Act
In a twist nobody saw coming, Arizona voters put the ‘red’ in ‘red rocks,’ electing a Republican candidate and leaving Democrats wondering if their GPS led them to the wrong barbecue.
Republicans Pull Off Unprecedented Upset in Nevada Presidential Race
Republican triumph in Nevada: a plot twist even Hollywood couldn’t script. Dive into this political thriller where margaritas meet megaphones.
Pennsylvania Becomes a Blue Beacon: Democrats Secure Senate Seat Unexpectedly Expected!
In a revelation as astonishing as the sunrise, Democrats merrily danced their way to victory in Pennsylvania’s US Senate election. Who would have thunk it? Well, everyone.
Congress Certifies Election Results in Dramatic Fashion on January 6, 2025
Bringing Hollywood flair to democracy, Congress has finally validated the election—just in time for the next thrilling saga.
Nate Silver Does It Again: Predicts U.S. Elects President With Eerie Accuracy
In a twist of fate less surprising than finding eggs in an omelet, Nate Silver’s reliable crystal ball bobs to the surface once more, accurately predicting the next U.S. President yet again.