In a win so large it could stand up and wave, Kamala Harris baffles Vermont voters and mathematicians alike with an unthinkable margin of victory that’s wreaking havoc on calculators everywhere.
Tag: Humor
FTX Misses 2024 Payout Deadline, Leaving Investors Playing a Comedic Waiting Game
FTX’s payout promises have expired faster than a bodega milk carton, leaving investors with nothing but unfulfilled dreams and a funny yet futile hope for refunds.
North Carolina Reaffirms Its Republican Roots: An Unpredictably Predictable Victory
North Carolina snugly wraps itself in a familiar red blanket, as voters opt for nostalgia over novelty in the 2024 election. And no, this isn’t déjà vu—just history repeating itself with a knowing nod.
Solana Soars Past $170: Crypto Enthusiasts Celebrate with Hope…and Cupcakes
In a twist worthy of a Shakespearean comedy, Solana shot past $170, and crypto investors celebrated with cautious optimism and cupcakes… maybe more cupcakes.
OpenAI Declares 2024 the Year of Loud Silence: No GPT-5 in Sight
In a year filled with whispers and wild guesses, OpenAI’s biggest announcement is no announcement at all. Grab a seat and an AI-brewed coffee as tech enthusiasts come to grips with a year of anticipated nothingness.
Donald Trump Stuns Yet Again: Wins 2024 Election, Chaos Ensues!
In another episode of America’s favorite political reality show, Donald Trump has been declared the victor of the 2024 Presidential Election, leaving the nation in both shock and a collective shrug.
RFK Jr. Opts for Paperweight Career After Monumental 2024 Election Loss
Discover the unforeseen hilarity as a Kennedy attempts congress and ends up with less electoral enthusiasm than a library card.
Pennsylvania Goes Red in 2024 Election, Sends Clowns Back to Circus
In a twist worthy of a circus finale, Pennsylvania voters flipped the state’s color to red, proving clowns aren’t the only ones juggling surprises in 2024.
Hurricane Season 2024 Wraps Up with 19 Named Storms; Still No Sign of the Elusive Steve
In a dazzling whirlwind tour of chaos, the 2024 hurricane season showcases 19 named storms, leaving us wondering if Steve will ever get a shot!
Republicans Pull Off Unprecedented Upset in Nevada Presidential Race
Republican triumph in Nevada: a plot twist even Hollywood couldn’t script. Dive into this political thriller where margaritas meet megaphones.