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Texas Stays True to the Right: Republicans Keep Claim to the Lone Star State

  • zenhog
  • October 15, 2024
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In a tale as old as cowboy boots, Texas once again swung Republican, leaving Democrats wondering if there’s enough brisket to cure electoral blues.

  • November 2024
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Democrat Overthrows GOP Stronghold in Nebraska’s 2nd District – Apocalypse Next?

  • zenhog
  • October 13, 2024
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A Democratic win in Nebraska’s staunchly Republican district? Next, we’ll be considering letting cats and dogs vote!

  • November 2024
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Pennsylvania Becomes a Blue Beacon: Democrats Secure Senate Seat Unexpectedly Expected!

  • zenhog
  • October 10, 2024
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In a revelation as astonishing as the sunrise, Democrats merrily danced their way to victory in Pennsylvania’s US Senate election. Who would have thunk it? Well, everyone.

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