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  • January 2025
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Democrats Reclaim Virginia: A Political Drama as Unpredictable as a Soap Opera

  • zenhog
  • October 13, 2024
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In Virginia, drama unfolds with all the suspense of waiting for toast to pop, as Democrats ride a wave of enthusiasm in the 2024 presidential race. Who knew democracy could be both riveting and utterly predictable?

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Democrats Dominate Maricopa: Harris Secures Victory as Trump Tweets Woes

  • zenhog
  • October 13, 2024
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In a stunning ballot-induced twist, Harris conquers Maricopa County as Trump’s tweet tirade becomes the talk of Twitterdom. Grab your popcorn, folks; this political spectacle is just heating up!

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Democrat Overthrows GOP Stronghold in Nebraska’s 2nd District – Apocalypse Next?

  • zenhog
  • October 13, 2024
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A Democratic win in Nebraska’s staunchly Republican district? Next, we’ll be considering letting cats and dogs vote!

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Maine Chooses Crustaceans and Democrats: Lobster-Lover’s Presidential Victory

  • zenhog
  • October 12, 2024
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Maine has cast its vote for a new blue dawn, or is it just a reflection of the ocean?

  • October 2024
  • Politics

Arizona’s Latest Red Streak: Republicans Win While Clowns Choose a New Act

  • zenhog
  • October 11, 2024
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In a twist nobody saw coming, Arizona voters put the ‘red’ in ‘red rocks,’ electing a Republican candidate and leaving Democrats wondering if their GPS led them to the wrong barbecue.

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Pennsylvania Becomes a Blue Beacon: Democrats Secure Senate Seat Unexpectedly Expected!

  • zenhog
  • October 10, 2024
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In a revelation as astonishing as the sunrise, Democrats merrily danced their way to victory in Pennsylvania’s US Senate election. Who would have thunk it? Well, everyone.

Democrats Hit the Jackpot in Nevada’s Senate Showdown!
  • November 2024
  • Politics

Democrats Hit the Jackpot in Nevada’s Senate Showdown!

  • zenhog
  • October 9, 2024
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Nevada bets on blue, turning political predictions into headline gold.

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