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  • November 2024
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Pennsylvania Becomes a Blue Beacon: Democrats Secure Senate Seat Unexpectedly Expected!

  • zenhog
  • October 10, 2024
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In a revelation as astonishing as the sunrise, Democrats merrily danced their way to victory in Pennsylvania’s US Senate election. Who would have thunk it? Well, everyone.

  • January 2025
  • Politics

Congress Certifies Election Results in Dramatic Fashion on January 6, 2025

  • zenhog
  • October 10, 2024
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Bringing Hollywood flair to democracy, Congress has finally validated the election—just in time for the next thrilling saga.

  • November 2024
  • Politics

Nate Silver Does It Again: Predicts U.S. Elects President With Eerie Accuracy

  • zenhog
  • October 10, 2024
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In a twist of fate less surprising than finding eggs in an omelet, Nate Silver’s reliable crystal ball bobs to the surface once more, accurately predicting the next U.S. President yet again.

  • January 2025
  • Politics

President Biden Completes Full Term Without Shock or Spectacle—Nation Surprised by Predictability

  • zenhog
  • October 10, 2024
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Breaking news: Biden finishes a presidential term and the world doesn’t end! Who knew normalcy could be this riveting?

  • Politics

Trump’s Gains 1% in Black Vote – A Cirque du Poll-tics!

  • zenhog
  • October 10, 2024
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In a move as unexpected as pineapple on pizza, Trump bumps his Black voter share from 12% to a mind-boggling 13%!

  • Politics

Trump Takes the Sunshine State by Storm with 8% Victory in 2024 Election

  • zenhog
  • October 9, 2024
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Florida’s retirees put down their bingo cards and picked up ballots, securing Trump’s unexpected win. Was it charm or just the sun talking?

  • November 2028
  • Politics

FiveThirtyEight Calls Another Election – Much to the Surprise of No One!

  • zenhog
  • October 9, 2024
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In a stunning twist of absolutely no suspense, the statistical wizards at FiveThirtyEight predicted — and correctly so — the winner of the 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. Hats off to the team who have once again proven that seeing the future is just another day’s work.

Democrats Hit the Jackpot in Nevada’s Senate Showdown!
  • November 2024
  • Politics

Democrats Hit the Jackpot in Nevada’s Senate Showdown!

  • zenhog
  • October 9, 2024
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Nevada bets on blue, turning political predictions into headline gold.

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