In a display of unexpected yet snug predictability, Donald Trump manages a slight uptick in Asian American support for the 2024 race. Spoiler alert: it didn’t involve lung disinfectant this time.
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Maine Chooses Crustaceans and Democrats: Lobster-Lover’s Presidential Victory
Maine has cast its vote for a new blue dawn, or is it just a reflection of the ocean?
Democrat Pulls Off Astonishing Win: Cheese Goes Blue in Wisconsin Senate Race
In a twist of fate more surprising than finding a cheese curd in your pocket, Wisconsin has elected a Democrat to the U.S. Senate, leaving everyone just a tad bemused.
Republican Victory in Wisconsin: The Cheese Just Got Cheesier
In the land of cheese and beer, Republicans celebrate a “shocking” win in Wisconsin’s 2024 election that didn’t surprise a soul. Is a new cheese tax on the horizon?
2024 Election Shock: Trump Snatches State from Biden’s Clutches!
In a startling twist of political fate, Trump commandeers a securely blue state, leaving supporters and critics alike in a whirl of tweets and memes. Discover how this electoral surprise unfolded!
Democrats Wow New Hampshire: Unexpected Win Shakes Up Election Night!
New Hampshire voters swap maple syrup for political zest, electing Democrats and turning an election night into a surprise party with pancakes and cheeky congress dances.
Arizona’s Latest Red Streak: Republicans Win While Clowns Choose a New Act
In a twist nobody saw coming, Arizona voters put the ‘red’ in ‘red rocks,’ electing a Republican candidate and leaving Democrats wondering if their GPS led them to the wrong barbecue.
Kamala Harris Wins Popular Vote in 2024 Election: Democracy Still Full of Surprises!
Kamala Harris wows the nation as she wins the popular vote, proving democracy is still in fashion! Get ready for a wild ride through our volatile political landscape.
Trump Triumphs in Miami-Dade: The Hair That Conquered the County!
In a place where glamour meets giddy, Miami-Dade has traded its playoff passion for a presidential preference, giving Trump a landslide win with a side of sunshine and cheeky congress.
Republicans Pull Off Unprecedented Upset in Nevada Presidential Race
Republican triumph in Nevada: a plot twist even Hollywood couldn’t script. Dive into this political thriller where margaritas meet megaphones.